Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
I think this is what English sounds like to people who don’t understand it.
jEUSU FUKC TAKE THE WHEEL OMFGF
what. the. fuck?!
this was my class song
this makes it so worth it because i can mock everyone with it
not really tho omg
You haven’t truly achieved success until you can have this on your desk.
I;m sorry but all I can think about is that this is on Nick Fury’s desk at SHIELD HQ.
Or Jasper’s since he swears a lot(in my headcanon, Gayle’s and Kate’s and maybe a few others he does) and so it was a gift from Clint for reaching level 7 and after being on baby agent duty for a few months and he heard him say this to them at a training session one REALLY bad day.
Maria just shakes her head and sighs every time she sees that stupid thing on his desk and threatens to throw out into the Hudson if he doesn’t get rid of it in a week.
She never does though because deep down, she knows it’s true and it is kinda funny.
(Yeah I don’t know either)
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
Been working in this the better part of the day - There is NOTHING flattering about this process. Nothing. Look at those broad manly childbirthing hips - and that big panda-gut. The moobs. I am just a picture of sexiness. I’m telling you.
Anyway - Duct tape dummy for upcoming costuming frenzy over the summer.
This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!
PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?
- Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
- He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
- He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
- Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy
He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
petition to hook these up to every male politician before a debate on women’s health/rights
This should be a mandatory part of Lamaas classes and Planned Parenting.